vampirevvekend:

why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow

(via sea-lantern)

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

(via scarsandfangs)

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

(via scarsandfangs)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via scarsandfangs)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via seoul-inspiration)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via vainillia)


themed by: dec0der